Joey porter

It's the perfect way to walk away. He's not doing it for the money. The broadcast table is waiting for him. . . . He's got a face for TV.

As we grow up we're no longer interested in dolls, we're suddenly interested in boys. Oh how we love those little boys. We doodle their little names in our school books. We play MASH and imagine what it would be like to live with "Joey, the doctor, in the mansion, with 4 children, and a 2 seater BMW". Sadly, as time goes on you realize that Joey MD is really Joey unemployed, still living in mommy's basement.

We train our whole lives for this. It gets tense around here.

It's a man's world, and you men can have it.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.