John von neumann

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

The common denominators are electrical power and telecommunications.

We encourage all women who are trying to conceive or who are pregnant that they shouldn't smoke and they shouldn't drink alcohol. This is because we really can't tell people how much or how little one cigarette or one drink can really have an affect on those babies. It's harder on our livers and when we are carrying a child everything has to work extra.

More things belong to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. John Heywood The Proverbs of John Heywood (1546)

[Like this one a few years ago:] Hello, John, this is Eric Clapton, ... Love to do your song.